I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
—  Winston Churchill

2 days ago · 2 notes

BBQ Chicken

BBQ Chicken

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

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I got scared that my wig wouldn’t fit now that I’m growing my hair out never fear mmm tequila 

I got scared that my wig wouldn’t fit now that I’m growing my hair out

never fear

mmm tequila 

1 week ago · 0 notes

the opposite of me

the opposite of me

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Why are all the Gods such vicious cunts?

Where is the God of tits and wine?

-Tyrion Lannister

1 week ago · 6 notes

visualgraphic: Alcohol Awareness poster - View the full set here and then I eat french fries, yes.

visualgraphic:

Alcohol Awareness poster - View the full set here

and then I eat french fries, yes.

1 week ago · 100 notes · Source · Reblogged from sevennightwind

I’m gonna make a tuna fish sandwich

because fuck you if you think that’s not appropriate 4:00 am food

fuck you

i don’t need your approval, I just need some bread and cheese bitch (and tuna salad but that’s already made WIN)

do I annoy you as much as I annoy myself?

there blood stains on my sheets, I guess I’m bleeding from somewhere again. This boy at this party tonight gently wiped away my bloody ankle with witch hazel and it was sweet but I didn’t see what the big deal was it was just a bug bite 

2 weeks ago · 1 note

I want more Tostitos chips

is that spelled right?

2 weeks ago · 0 notes

I’m trying to eat late night soup but the bowl is too hot also the blue is gone. long live red for the next 24 washes!

I’m trying to eat late night soup but the bowl is too hot

also the blue is gone. long live red for the next 24 washes!

2 weeks ago · 3 notes

what is my life

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We are all mortal until the first kiss and the second glass of wine.
—  Eduardo Galeano  (via themostsophisticatedwoman)

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truth

truth

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